People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
i was giggling so sadistically ahahaha
I just found out that Elijah Wood is older than Tom Hiddleston.
little Frodo Baggins
is older than Loki, the God of Mischief
What makes me happy
fills me up with glee
those bones in my jaw
that don’t have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me.
found red shwearshirt
became chip skylark
hello perfection, how are you
HOW PERFECT OMG.
guys slow down, I think that facial hair is fake
but seeing as how the real chip skylark is animated
doesn’t that mean his facial hair is drawn on too?
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy